Barcode Haikus for the New Year!

Howdy!
We’ve prepared some fun barcode-themed haikus to kick off 2013! Some people say barcodes are boring, but we’re here to shatter the myths. Hope you enjoy these haikodes!
The Scandance
He started to dance
To that crunchy barcode jam
The kids call Scandance
Barcode Identity Crisis
The QR code thought
I wish I was a circle
But I was born square
Quantum Barcodes
A planet of barcodes
Scanning their human products
The parallel world
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