Top 10 Geek Jokes for Developers

 

Howdy!

Today we’d like to share some of our favorite jokes for geeks and developers. Get your workday started with a juicy bit of laughter and pass it along:

 

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that’s a hardware problem

 


To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

 


Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

 


3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.

 


Q: Do you know why Facebook went public?
A: They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings!

 


Q: How do you explain the movie Inception to a programmer?
A: Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

 


An engineer, a manager, and a programmer are riding in a car. They come to a hill and their brakes fail. After careening down the hill and finally coming to a stop they get out to decide what to do. The manager says “We need to have a meeting to form a committee to see what we should do next!” The engineer says, “Screw that! Give me a pocket knife and some duck tape and I’ll have us going in no time!” The programmer looks at them both and says, “Lets push it back to the top and see if it does it again.”

 


An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.”

 


“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

 


A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.”

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